April 2010

…….i’m the killer wolf…..’

Danzig ain’t got shit on my belt-buckle!!!!
“Chikka-pow-wow-chunky-junk!!!!”
….sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet…….
It’s made from pure Kudu horn.
It weighs about 732kg’s.
I actually had to drag it up a tree,then ate the whole Kudu,as not to attract scavengers.
It’s so heavy I had to make a harness,I hammered it out of gold and diamonds,that goes under my clothing,to support my back.

Ulrica’s tattoo is almost finished.
Ulrica is Swedish.
A tont.
It’s a cover-up.
There was an ‘Eye of Horus’ that watched her back,in Sweden,when she used to hunt Mooses in the Fjords,with her hunting partners Ani and Johhahn Tontersson.

I tattooed Elzanne,or better known as ‘Sonja’,on Saturday aswell,almost finished her ‘psychedelic green snoek’.
Didn’t take a good enough photo to post.
We had to finish up early,as Sins of Style had it’s 2yr Birthday Party!
Shaweh………….

………makes you nasty…..

wow………assholes…….green-eyed assholes.

Corky ain’t no asshole………….looks so familiar……reminds me of someone i know.

Well,yesterday i got my ‘finger-sleeves’,or,’mittens’ tattooed by the fair and un-pretentious hands of Happy Dave.
Thanks Dave,now i’m happy.
Cobras,eyes and somewhat ‘vaginal’ reference grace my digits.

Call me ‘Snakey-hands Mc. Sausage-fingers’,if you will.

…..MARSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHmallow…..Marcello Lawrence………’,you uni-browed(not mono-browed) beast nuh!’
Marcello(Marshmallow),wanted a Gypsy lady.
I was oh so happy to oblige,so i did draw.
And draw I did………..i drew my chubby little sausage fingers off!
I drew him one of my Gypsy-dames,squeezing the poor,short and frail,but somewhat lengthy migratory life out of a swallow,after having a little nibble on it.
We got the line work done,and boy……….boy oh boy….did Marcello sit well?
It is safe to say he did,like the marshmllow he is,soft,fluffie,smooth………and creamy.
Thanks Marcello.

My old friend Maddin,’Maddyfresh-ah’,got some writing on his payer-lines.
WARP SPEED…………Fuck-yeh!.
It’s for when he runs really fast,with his little girl feet.

He has just introduced me to ‘Skeletonwitch’……………..they totally gave me a little thrash-metal chubby.
thanks guy.

……deddie……..deddie…….I wanna teh’-too!plees’ men’ deddie! ………nuh’

tattooed Jorge a lil’ ol’ dirty green fly yonder his fleshy hearin’ appamaratus the day before….

Started this piece on Shai today.
Didn’t quite get to finish it,as he had to run off and be famous somewhere.
Shai and his brother play music in their musical band ‘Merseystate’.
They play musical instruments,that make music and stuff.
I think Shai would like music forever on him,so i made a music on his arm.
Just need a few more bits n’ peices done here n’ thar’.

This here is Dave……in the super-secret-machine-building-HQ………
He’s tappin’ that sheeeeeet……..

This is 1 of 6 different prints of my ‘Dame’s o’ Doom’ pen drawings.
Each one has a different theme.
t-shirts,hoodies(hopefully)and prints will be available soon.
E-mail me if you are interested at davidschaston@gmail.com
It will be a limited run of each.

Ca-caaaaaaaw…..

This here eagle here i did tattoo thar’ on them thar’ Lukes’ thar’ arm.
It was a fun peice to do.
Thanks Luke.

I drew this up for David,he wanted a somewhat ‘mendhi’ styled half sleeve,so i added a few different elements to it.
He sat well as i motored through it.
‘…..lines n’ lines n’ lines n’ lines……’(as ‘Tubbs’ would say,from the dark British comedy,League of Gentleman)
Thank you David.

Fokkit……

I have been pretty distracted from updating,these are from the past week or so.
Apologies if I have left out or forgotten something.

Annemieke!….or Anne-Mieke….or Anemieke….well,she received her very first tattoo from me last week,and i foolishly forgot to take a foto.
Thank you,and i hope i got either of the variations of your name correct!

This is Ali’s tattoo,her design,i just added a bit o’ detail to it.
Thank you Ali.

Hermanus

Shannon from Florida,this be her foooooot……..a beloved foot.

Amanda from Florida,this be her fooooooot……..it is also beloved.

The coat-hanger………..

Hierdie een is op Rouleaux se arm,hy is n’ koel outjie,dit is hy papa…….dokter papa.
Hy somer net gooi dinge ne’,hy gooi die kaatjie,n’ mes,n’ kaart,’ys’,n’ hart(dit pomp jou bloed),en ek weet nie wat n’ ‘skull’ is in Afrikaans,maar hy gooi dit ook.
Ek gooi die Afrikaans.
Ek het die prentjie geteken en getjup.
Dankie Rouleaux en jou vroutjie.
Kom braai n’ tjoppie.

My memory fails me,i forgot your name,but i enjoyed doing this feather.
Thank you kindly.

Joooooooooorrrrrrrrge………………thank you Jorge.
I drew this up and proceeded to tattoo this Purple-Beehived-ciggi’-smokin’ lady of leisure for my Portuguese friend Jorge,he’s Portuguese,from Portugal.